the chi phi pi honor society

pucha, pare. iwas bewildered to the max when i read this. i was blown away. my mind was... blown away, pare.

(give me a chi!) chi: vital energy. the breath of life. best experienced in the morning before brushing your teeth or emptying the remains of your oral cavity (ie dried saliva, phlegm or the liquid counterparts of either or both (OR or XOR, pare.). this is the fundamental cause of life and the determinant of consciousness. most of the time, you'll be unknowingly unconscious once a strong chi comes your way. morning or no. chi is life and consciousness. without it, we are nothing.

(give me a phi!) phi: the 21st letter of the greek alphabet in the 21st century. the most difficult for the palate challenged philippino to phronounce. best action viewed when done by a female. the golden ratio. a proportion which yields an irrational number. a non repeating, non terminating number which caused it to be irrational. it lost its mind. it lost itself. it lost the way along the way. an enigma for the renaissance. an enigma until now. euler's totient equation. stop asking or i will totient you. the foundation of bewilderment.

(give me a pi!) pi: another irrational. will be pronounced as 'phi' for the 'f' challenged. together with 'phi' yields a very interesting organ (phi phi anyone?). the foundation of the ferpect cirle. oh, math is fun (robert kanapi! you will go down the annals of history in its annals. oyeah). math is funny.

payt! payt! (kanyod the hips, double thrust together the words)

we shall be forever in debt to the society that we promise to help flourish and preserve. this is the chi phi pi credo.